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WHAT THE F*CK?
IM NOT GAY!!!

Well, on sat morn, i was waitin for ma mom near sheng siong.. already bought sum household items.. ma mom went to buy sum food.. and den sudd i received a call from a private number...

caller: helloooo........? (its a guy)
me: hello?
caller: u horny arh?
me: WHAT?
caller: u horny arh?
me: *obviously ive heard u e 1st tym* Hu is dis?
caller: im from sg boy

I looked at ma phone *private number**duh* and ended e call *f*ck off* den i instantly received a msg, obviously frm a diff person, askin "hi...r u from sgboy?" i replied "nolah, wrong no" den i got e same msg again from e same no.. ignored it..

Den got another msg.. it reads "hi, saw ur ad.. any pics? btw, im *HIS name* from tamp.." i replied "look here, wadeva it is, its not me.. sum1 used ma no and its not tt person"

*SHEESH...* so reached home.. laid dwn on ma bed.. den sum1 called.. a diff no.. wont release it..

caller: hello, is dis adeel?
me: yup, y? *i tot tt he knew me so it musnt be e same case*
caller: were u on irc juz now?
me: no
caller: ouh, no arh? sorry..
me: y?
caller: well,sum1 posted up ur name and number
me: ouh. . . o.0 . . . well, its not me
caller: ouh, okie, sorry

. . . . ? Sum1's framing me on e irc for sure.. but ive not been to irc for 2 years! and wads for sure too is tt tt person noe ma name and number.. hmmmz....

So at 4 went dwn wif ma bike.. supposed to meet hizam and e rest.. wantd to play soccer wif ma new bootes.. e futsal was juz bside ma blok.. but decided to cycle coz wanted to go to e police post in admiralty juz to file a report.. but unfortunately, played till 8.45PM.. wahahaa.. was quite tiring.. ma shirt was totally wet wif sweat.. we here holdin up good, wen zufar asked me to sub wif him and be e keeper.. 2dea wasnt ma dae to be a keeper, mayb coz of ma shoes.. i found out tt i was beta at defendin 2dae, if i was any good at it at all.. wahahaa.. so wen i was e keeper, i let a goal in.. rite tru ma legs.. and another one came straight at me and i cud hav stopped it wif ma left leg.. but no.. i decided to dive instead.. but wen i dived, it seemed lyk 4eva.. gravity failed to pull me dwn fast.. e ball pass rite below me.. wahahaa.. kelong.. so as we ended at 9, din go to admiralty..

So yap.. mayb tml.. but hav kompang.. i havta sleep early coz havta wake up to go to e market.. haish.. to write an entry but not to post it.. wahaha.. funny.. ouh yah.. i dun intend to post dis 2dae coz i had sum investigating to do in mind..

SUNDAY:

OKAY! im back from e police post in admiralty but named as "woodlands police post".. or issit neighbourhood. . . .? nvm..

Went der wif adib.. from e lib wif hizam, faizal n shahril.. cycled der.. wen we wanted to park our bike at e stand.. den suddly dis chinese NS lookin officer came out and asked me y im der.. like..? y so cold? i told him tt i wanted to file a report.. den he asked me bout wad.. lyk.. cant i atleast go in 1st? sheesh.. so i told him a short story.. and den we asked his permission to lock our bikes at deir bike stand..

Reached der at 7.20pm.. take notice of e tym.. went in.. der was a lady at e table.. we took a seat.. CHANNEL 8 was on e tv.. im not tryin to state anytin here.. so we waited for 5mins watchin channel 8.... and den a chinese couple came in.. dey wantd to change deir address.. dey gota go 1st.. well, most probly coz my case was more serious den deirs n dey wun take long.. more ppl came in.. so aft another 7-10 mins, it was ma turn..

So e officer asked me wen it started.. i argued wif me tt he wanna put it as 2.15.. but i said it was 2.25.. but he insisted tt juz to be sure, put it as 2.15.. but i said tt im SURE coz ive got e tym in ma phone.. wahahaha.. den told him everytin, he took dwn e number.. but wen i 1st told him bout e 1st call, i said tt it was disturbin.. he asked me "wad did he say?" den i told him. . . wad e caller said.. wahaha.. he gave me tt o.0? look.. hahahaa.. he gav me tt look everytym i told him or showed him e msgs which i received.. even e otha officer hu wasnt takion dwn ma report was interested.. wahahaa.. but one ting.. everytym sum1 called e poloce post, e officer hadta pick it up and put me on hold.. so i watched tv.. hahaa.. so yap.. in e end e otha officer asked me "so ure reportin for ya own record, arh?" and i said yes.. and he added "juz to play safe arh?" i was lyk. . . * play safe? as in.. wear condom or. . . o.0? * but i juz ansd yes to his qn.. but he repeated himself "okay, juz to play safe arh?" . . . . sheesh.. wad was he implyin? mayb i shud hav said "and to set tings STRAIGHT that I AM STRAIGHT!" wahahaa.. so aft tt got a printed copy of ma report n den cycled back home wif adib.. adib even joked tt e police officers der mite tink tt i am gay and adib was ma partner.. wahahaa.. but NO! I AM STRAIGHT!

Well, if dis happens again, i may havta change ma no... or lyk e police officer said, "unless u lyk getin dese msgs larh" HURHUR... so funny..